Pretty much all about poo
I'm too tired to make up clever jokes about American political candidates today. I have no idea why I'm suddenly exhausted today, but I really am.
Anyway, I was doing some surfing today and I started reading about funny/embarrassing things that have happen to people. It's surprising the number of them that are about poo. In fact, it's unbelievable the amount that are about poo. I'm serious, I don't believe it. I'm sure people are just making up the same stupid poo stories. Let's face it, anything involving poo in front of someone is embarrassing so if you really want to post an embarrassing story but haven't had anything particularly embarrassing happen to you then you might as well make it about poo.
I will summarise a few for you just for fun.
This girl, we shall call her Emma, was going on a date with a guy she'd had her eye on for a long time. They went out for a lovely dinner of curry and were having a fantastic time. (You could see where this is going already even if I hadn't mentioned it was about poo right?) After their dinner they decided to go for a walk in some sort of wooded area. (Forest, park, something like that. I forget. It's not important) Emma is feeling a tad sick but doesn't want the date to end so just ignores it. A bit later on, as they are still walking through the wooded area, she needs to fart. Of course, she doesn't want to do this in front of the guy so she holds it in for a bit. They come to a fence which they decide to climb. She convinces him to go first and decides to let the fart out as she climbs over. Unfortunately she doesn't just let out fart but a whole lot of diarrhoea too. That was the last time she saw the guy.
Another girl, we'll call her Betty, got a new job. She was really excited and went out to celebrate with a nice, hot curry. (Anyone see where this is going? Go on, do ya!?!) She started the new job the next day and was feeling a bit funky from the curry but wasn't about to miss her first day. (Why on earth was her first day the very next day after getting the job? No job I've ever got is that fast!) She wore a lovely, thin dress and looked very pretty, which was excellent since her boss was a hottie. (naturally) Part way through the day she got in the elevator and really needed to fart (sensing a pattern? anyone?) so, since she was alone, decided to let it rip. Unfortunately (and obviously to all who are reading) poo also came out and ran all down her legs. (Good old diarrohoea!) Just then the elevator doors opened and who should be standing on the other side but her hot boss. What a surprise.
Just one more....
This guy, lets call him Neil, was at a party. The girl he'd had a crush on for ages but was too shy to approach was there too and he was hoping to make a good impression. For lunch that day he'd had a nice curry (for fuck sake!!) and wasn't feeling so great but figured alcohol would make him forget he was feeling sick. (Yeah, there's a good idea. Neil's a smarty, that's for sure.) So, he was at the party and had a few drinks under his belt and was finally talking to the girl he liked. She said something HILARIOUS and Neil started laughing and laughing. He was laughing so hard he was rolling all over the floor. Suddenly, to his horror, he realised he'd been laughing so hard he'd poohed lovely, diarrohoea-ey poo everywhere. He never did ask that girl out.
The moral of these stories? Don't eat curry seems to be a common one. Or, perhaps, go home when you are feeling a bit sick after eating said curry!
Well, that was exciting. Catch y'all tomorrow. share this: facebook
Anyway, I was doing some surfing today and I started reading about funny/embarrassing things that have happen to people. It's surprising the number of them that are about poo. In fact, it's unbelievable the amount that are about poo. I'm serious, I don't believe it. I'm sure people are just making up the same stupid poo stories. Let's face it, anything involving poo in front of someone is embarrassing so if you really want to post an embarrassing story but haven't had anything particularly embarrassing happen to you then you might as well make it about poo.
I will summarise a few for you just for fun.
This girl, we shall call her Emma, was going on a date with a guy she'd had her eye on for a long time. They went out for a lovely dinner of curry and were having a fantastic time. (You could see where this is going already even if I hadn't mentioned it was about poo right?) After their dinner they decided to go for a walk in some sort of wooded area. (Forest, park, something like that. I forget. It's not important) Emma is feeling a tad sick but doesn't want the date to end so just ignores it. A bit later on, as they are still walking through the wooded area, she needs to fart. Of course, she doesn't want to do this in front of the guy so she holds it in for a bit. They come to a fence which they decide to climb. She convinces him to go first and decides to let the fart out as she climbs over. Unfortunately she doesn't just let out fart but a whole lot of diarrhoea too. That was the last time she saw the guy.
Another girl, we'll call her Betty, got a new job. She was really excited and went out to celebrate with a nice, hot curry. (Anyone see where this is going? Go on, do ya!?!) She started the new job the next day and was feeling a bit funky from the curry but wasn't about to miss her first day. (Why on earth was her first day the very next day after getting the job? No job I've ever got is that fast!) She wore a lovely, thin dress and looked very pretty, which was excellent since her boss was a hottie. (naturally) Part way through the day she got in the elevator and really needed to fart (sensing a pattern? anyone?) so, since she was alone, decided to let it rip. Unfortunately (and obviously to all who are reading) poo also came out and ran all down her legs. (Good old diarrohoea!) Just then the elevator doors opened and who should be standing on the other side but her hot boss. What a surprise.
Just one more....
This guy, lets call him Neil, was at a party. The girl he'd had a crush on for ages but was too shy to approach was there too and he was hoping to make a good impression. For lunch that day he'd had a nice curry (for fuck sake!!) and wasn't feeling so great but figured alcohol would make him forget he was feeling sick. (Yeah, there's a good idea. Neil's a smarty, that's for sure.) So, he was at the party and had a few drinks under his belt and was finally talking to the girl he liked. She said something HILARIOUS and Neil started laughing and laughing. He was laughing so hard he was rolling all over the floor. Suddenly, to his horror, he realised he'd been laughing so hard he'd poohed lovely, diarrohoea-ey poo everywhere. He never did ask that girl out.
The moral of these stories? Don't eat curry seems to be a common one. Or, perhaps, go home when you are feeling a bit sick after eating said curry!
Well, that was exciting. Catch y'all tomorrow. share this: facebook
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