American's are weird
Yep, that's right. Here is a list of weird things about Americans.
1. They don't seem to believe in the letter U (c'mon color? behavior? labor? Clearly these words are correctly spelt colour, behaviour and labour.)
2. They keep replacing the letter S with the letter Z (realize, socialize etc should really be realise and socialise.)
3. They can't say some words, like aluminium and Antarctica. (They also can't spell aluminium since i'm pretty sure they spell it as stupidly as they say it - aluminum.)
4. They drive on the wrong side of the road.
5. They have the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car.
6. They call university 'college', when clearly college is actually high school.
7. They don't understand metrics.
8. They don't have free medical care.
9. They are possibly going to vote in a 72 year old as President of their country.
10. They voted in Bush. Not once, but twice.
11. They think cricket is an insect, when clearly it is actually the best sport in the world.
12. They don't play rugby. Instead they play a sport that requires them to wear a ridiculous amount of padding. C'mon call yourselves men?
13. They think a 'billion' is a thousand million. And people wonder why they have so many billionaires.
14. They call a camp bed a 'cot'. Yet a cot is what a baby sleeps in. This confused me for so many years of reading. I couldn't understand why whenever someone went to stay at a friend's house they were forced to sleep in a bed meant for babies.
15. They call a 'mcmuffin' from Mcdonalds, a 'biscuit'. It's NOT a biscuit people!
16. They call 'jelly' 'jello' and 'jam' 'jelly'. Just plain weird.
17. They don't think that Randy is the most hilarious first name EVER.
18. They pronounce the letter Z zee instead of zed.
19. They sue anyone and everyone.
20. They all want to be on tv even if it means people are laughing AT them, not with them.
1. They don't seem to believe in the letter U (c'mon color? behavior? labor? Clearly these words are correctly spelt colour, behaviour and labour.)
2. They keep replacing the letter S with the letter Z (realize, socialize etc should really be realise and socialise.)
3. They can't say some words, like aluminium and Antarctica. (They also can't spell aluminium since i'm pretty sure they spell it as stupidly as they say it - aluminum.)
4. They drive on the wrong side of the road.
5. They have the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car.
6. They call university 'college', when clearly college is actually high school.
7. They don't understand metrics.
8. They don't have free medical care.
9. They are possibly going to vote in a 72 year old as President of their country.
10. They voted in Bush. Not once, but twice.
11. They think cricket is an insect, when clearly it is actually the best sport in the world.
12. They don't play rugby. Instead they play a sport that requires them to wear a ridiculous amount of padding. C'mon call yourselves men?
13. They think a 'billion' is a thousand million. And people wonder why they have so many billionaires.
14. They call a camp bed a 'cot'. Yet a cot is what a baby sleeps in. This confused me for so many years of reading. I couldn't understand why whenever someone went to stay at a friend's house they were forced to sleep in a bed meant for babies.
15. They call a 'mcmuffin' from Mcdonalds, a 'biscuit'. It's NOT a biscuit people!
16. They call 'jelly' 'jello' and 'jam' 'jelly'. Just plain weird.
17. They don't think that Randy is the most hilarious first name EVER.
18. They pronounce the letter Z zee instead of zed.
19. They sue anyone and everyone.
20. They all want to be on tv even if it means people are laughing AT them, not with them.
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Being fair they actually only voted Bush in the second time.
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