It's too late! It's too late!!
I've been told by my new (and extremely awesome) flatmate that I must update before I am allowed to sleep. (A bit mean since I've been averaging about 18 hours a day at work recently and should really be asleep right now. IT'S TOO LATE at night for me to be still awake) But, I'm going to take it as a compliment that I am awesome and provide amusement to all who read this blog. Yes, all three of you.
So, I want to write all about how I'm going in Auckland but I can't be fucked. I'm far too sleepy and dopey (and I was grumpy earlier but am happy now so that's quite a few of the 7 dwarfs) to bother. I will tell you all that neither myself or my flatmate even have time to pee at work we are so busy. That's right, my urine has to be held in for 18 hours because I can't take 30 seconds to go to the bathroom. Well, after holding on for a few hours it'd probably come out very fast so maybe I'd only need 15 seconds. But then you've got to add on hand washing time and that takes it back up to more time than I can spare. And yes, I've just told the world about my urine...
Oh, hang on.... Is Sleepy actually a dwarf or just a smurf? Is Sleepy even a smurf? Did I just make something up and look stupid? No, I'm pretty sure that Sleepy is both a dwarf and a smurf. If not I'm sure I will be corrected quick-smart.
INGRID IS COMING TO VISIT ME IN 10 DAYS!!!!! I'm incredibly excited, as you can probably tell. I have many things planned for her vist, all of which probably won't happen because I'll end up stuck at work.
I'm also looking forward to her visiting so I can prove to people at work that I do have friends. The running joke is that I have no friends since I don't really know many people in Auckland. I do find it amusing but I won't find it amusing if people start taking it seriously. I think some of the staff are because a few of them have said "I'll be your friend Holly." Heh, yeah way to suck up to the boss!
I've got some photos that I will put up on here when I get around to it of me at the big opening. I was in a dress!!! I was also dateless thanks to my friend rejecting me. (heh I'm just winding him up, he had a good excuse).
A guy at work, Mark, was telling me today that a week ago he read there had been 8 teacher/student relationships discovered in schools around New Zealand over the past 2 months. Eight!! That's a lot! How does a teacher/student relationship start? Does the teacher actually go up to the student and say "how badly do you want to improve your grade?"
I read once about a teacher who got pregnant to her 15 year old student. That's so disgusting. What was she doing looking at a 15 year old that way? Ick it makes me feel sick. I had a friend back at school who slept with our PE teacher a few days after the end of 7th form. She's never quite told us how it occurred but I do know that she went back to his house and then he dropped her off home on his way to school for a meeting the next morning. I found that very amusing for some reason. I also found it amusing that his name was Nigel and Nigel just doesn't seem like a fitting name for a hot, young PE teacher. (And he was very hot, half the school was in love with him.)
Right, sleepy now and since I've done nothing in the past 8 weeks except work I have nothing of interest to say so I'm going to give up and stop this here. share this: facebook
So, I want to write all about how I'm going in Auckland but I can't be fucked. I'm far too sleepy and dopey (and I was grumpy earlier but am happy now so that's quite a few of the 7 dwarfs) to bother. I will tell you all that neither myself or my flatmate even have time to pee at work we are so busy. That's right, my urine has to be held in for 18 hours because I can't take 30 seconds to go to the bathroom. Well, after holding on for a few hours it'd probably come out very fast so maybe I'd only need 15 seconds. But then you've got to add on hand washing time and that takes it back up to more time than I can spare. And yes, I've just told the world about my urine...
Oh, hang on.... Is Sleepy actually a dwarf or just a smurf? Is Sleepy even a smurf? Did I just make something up and look stupid? No, I'm pretty sure that Sleepy is both a dwarf and a smurf. If not I'm sure I will be corrected quick-smart.
INGRID IS COMING TO VISIT ME IN 10 DAYS!!!!! I'm incredibly excited, as you can probably tell. I have many things planned for her vist, all of which probably won't happen because I'll end up stuck at work.
I'm also looking forward to her visiting so I can prove to people at work that I do have friends. The running joke is that I have no friends since I don't really know many people in Auckland. I do find it amusing but I won't find it amusing if people start taking it seriously. I think some of the staff are because a few of them have said "I'll be your friend Holly." Heh, yeah way to suck up to the boss!
I've got some photos that I will put up on here when I get around to it of me at the big opening. I was in a dress!!! I was also dateless thanks to my friend rejecting me. (heh I'm just winding him up, he had a good excuse).
A guy at work, Mark, was telling me today that a week ago he read there had been 8 teacher/student relationships discovered in schools around New Zealand over the past 2 months. Eight!! That's a lot! How does a teacher/student relationship start? Does the teacher actually go up to the student and say "how badly do you want to improve your grade?"
I read once about a teacher who got pregnant to her 15 year old student. That's so disgusting. What was she doing looking at a 15 year old that way? Ick it makes me feel sick. I had a friend back at school who slept with our PE teacher a few days after the end of 7th form. She's never quite told us how it occurred but I do know that she went back to his house and then he dropped her off home on his way to school for a meeting the next morning. I found that very amusing for some reason. I also found it amusing that his name was Nigel and Nigel just doesn't seem like a fitting name for a hot, young PE teacher. (And he was very hot, half the school was in love with him.)
Right, sleepy now and since I've done nothing in the past 8 weeks except work I have nothing of interest to say so I'm going to give up and stop this here. share this: facebook
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